“…and All Other Crazelnuts”

Choir was fun last night, and we made really good progress with the tougher songs. Even better, we Sopranos made the Cackler happy. Always a joyous occasion. She was bringing attention to more trouble spots, and every time we messed up one particular section, she would vigorously shake her head “no”. Our actual director and our piano player helped us through and then when we sang the section correctly, the Cackler said, “Oh that sounds much better!” Yay! :P

Anyway, onto the fun part! We went through the song “Fruitcake” again. The part for the Tenors is basically a rap, for lack of a better word. They basically speak their part but with a rhythm to it: “Pecans and walnuts and hazelnuts. Almonds and all other crazelnuts”. Our directior, T, was joking and said that the Tenors should wear baseball hats off to the side and sunglasses and act like they’re rappers during the concert. If he goes through with that idea (and he looked like the gears were turning in his head), the audience and the choir will crack up with laughter. Thankfully we only have two more practices left before dress rehearsal and then the big day. It’s gonna be so much fun!

Oh and he also made a change to the “Charlie Brown Christmas” medley. We’re supposed to all shout “MERRY CHRISTMAS” at the end, but since we’re shouting stuff at the end of a few other songs, he didn’t want to overdo it. Someone in the Bass section was absent last night, and one of the guys was suggesting that they don’t tell that person we left that part out so that he’s embarrassed when he’s the only one shouting, “Merry Christmas”. We choir people can be wicked.

Holiday Music!

Hey everyone! Happy Belated Thanksgiving! For those of you who celebrate, how did it go for all of you? I hope you ate only the best-tasting food and were able to fall asleep happily when the tryptophan kicked in!

Yesterday and a year ago, my mom was getting treated for pneumonia and I cooked the traditional feast. I’m thankful that my mom was able to join us this year in all her glory. :) I’m also thankful that my brother and his wife prepared the meal and all I had to bring was the appetizer. To be fair, though, I did quite well doing it on my own last year. Even my brother, who likes to dish out snarky jokes and sarcastic comments more than compliments, sincerely said that I did a really good job! Bonus! We all had a great time, though, this year.

Well it’s Friday, how about them apples? Time for another edition of “Friday5”. Now that Thanksgiving is over, it is time to focus on the merry holidays.

What’s your favorite holiday album?
– I don’t think I have a specific holiday album in mind, but I do look forward to getting our choir’s concert CD in the mail. Rehearsing and performing in our choir concerts do put me in the spirit.

What song’s lyrics, title, or theme best expresses the positive aspects of your general mood at this time of year?
– “Jingle Bell Rock”, “Here Comes Santa Claus”, “Silver Bells” and “O Holy Night”

What song’s lyrics, title, or theme best expresses the not-so-positive aspects of your general mood at this time of year?
– “Silent Night” – for some reason that song depresses both me and my mom. There’s also the parody of “12 Days of Christmas, called: “The 12 Pains of Christmas”, and that serves up lots of the not-so-positive aspects, including; five months of bills and hangovers.

What’s your favorite song about a non-December holiday?
– I learned a song awhile back in choir called “Lord of the Dance”. It was for one of our Spring concerts, and most of it was very cheerful. Aside from that and the song, “Here Comes Peter Cottontail”, I draw a blank when it comes to non–December holiday songs!

What holiday song makes you want to cover your ears and flee?
– “Jingle Bells”

 

“Don’t Forget the Cinnamon”

I only have one Cackler story to share tonight, because I tried to block her out of my thoughts for the majority of our practice.

During Chamber choir practice, T told us to take out “How Far is it to Bethlehem” to practice. The Cackler asked, “How far do you want to go? *CACKLE*” Now that could’ve been an innocent joke, but it sounded cheeky to me. I think the people I’m working with have corrupted me. They’re a bad influence, I love it. :)

Later on during practice, she was directing a small group of us Sopranos because we weren’t singing the right note. I’m so….thankful…she was there for us.

We’re singing a song called “Fruitcake”. It’s a fun song about how to make fruitcake. One line is, “Cinnamon, cinnamon, don’t forget the cinnamon. Cloves and spice will make it nice, but don’t forget the cinnamon.” That line was stuck in my head for the majority of last week. To make it worse, I was pouring myself a cup of coffee before I started my shift last Thursday, and one of the instructors was preparing his breakfast. He toasted some bagels and then sprinkled cinnamon on top. The construction foreman said, “That smells good…oh it’s cinnamon!” Then of course that launched me right back into, “Cinnamon, cinnamon, don’t forget the cinnamon.” Argh! It’ll be a good song, though.

Figuratively Speaking…

Hi there! Here’s the “Friday 5” meme that I just finished on Sunday! It didn’t take me all weekend to do this, but I did forget about the weekly meme until today. Anyway, here are my answers.

Do you prefer to be in the driver’s seat or in the co-pilot’s chair, literally and figuratively?
– Figuratively, that really depends on the situation. I don’t like it when people plan what I’m going to do during my weekend or during a vacation. If I’m training someone at work, I kind of like to be in the driver’s seat, too.

Literally, although I love being independent and being able to drive whenever I feel like it, I love it when someone else does the driving. I can relax more and I don’t feel as stressed out.

Do you have a lot of baggage, literally and figuratively?
– Both literally and figuratively, I don’t have as much baggage as I used to have. The figurative baggage is very light.

How much junk have you got in the trunk, literally and figuratively?
– I honestly don’t know what I’m gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside my trunk, besides get, get, get you drunk.

At celebrations where people are drinking, are you more likely to be literally or figuratively drunk as a skunk?
– The last time I had too much to drink around people was during a Pure Romance party (like a “Pampered Chef” party, only….different) years ago. After that, I decided to drink light if not at all.

What’s something you enjoy that’s literally cheesy, and what’s something you enjoy that’s figuratively cheesy?

– Literally cheesy: Fondue, toasted cheese sandwiches, Doritos and Triscuits with montereyjack cheese melted on top.

Figuratively cheesy: I like some movies that are cheesy and stupid!

Cacklin’ Oats Crunch

I haven’t posted anything about the Cackler in awhile! She was in rare form tonight, I don’t know how many cups of coffee she had before attending choir tonight, but yeesh.

It started off with her being a bit of a smart ass with me. I pulled into the parking lot at the same time she did, but I didn’t realize it was her in the car. When we got out, she greeted me.

Cackler: “HI!”
Me: “Hey, how are you?”
Cackler: “It’s just me!”
Me: “C’s not here?” (My friend C is in the same two choirs and usually comes with the Cackler because she doesn’t drive)
Cackler: “Uh, no. Hence the reason I said ‘It’s just me.” *cackle*
Me (trying to shake off some rising irritation): Oh, I thought maybe her parents drive her here sometimes.
Cackler: “Nope, I drive!”

A quote from “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” popped into my head that I wish I had said to her: “Yeah, you drive. You drive me crazy!”

Anyway, we went into the church where we were greeted by our director’s parents and some others. Someone else was using the church for a few more minutes so we couldn’t go in yet. I knew why the director’s parents were there, he wanted to do sectionals this time. The parents would direct one part of the choir while the director would help the other part. He announced this would happen during last week’s rehearsal so I wasn’t shocked to see them there.

The Cackler looked at them and said in her loud, special voice, “Let me guess – we’re doing sectionals tonight! *CACKLE*” The parents, who think she’s hilarious, laughed and confirmed.

The fun didn’t stop there. During both choir rehearsals, she brought attention to several parts we still “didn’t get”, threw her head back and cackled everytime our director changed his mind about what he wanted us to practice, and made lame jokes that didn’t get as much laughter as she would’ve liked.

In Chamber choir, we sing a song called “Hodie Christus Natus Est”, and our director’s dad didn’t want us to pronounce “hodie” like “hoe-dee-ay”. The Cackler announced, “That sounds like a hillbilly in Canada! – Hodie, eh?” People chuckled, but not enough, so she tried it a few more times without any luck.

When choir was over for the week, I got out of there quickly and didn’t have to walk with her on the way to our cars. I would’ve preferred to walk with Freddy Kruegar. He tells better jokes.

Down with the Sickness

It’s “Friday5” time! I hope you’re chillin’ rather than illin’ so that you can participate in this meme. Okay, I’m done. Have an awesome weekend!

When you’re sick in bed, do you prefer to be left alone or to be taken care of?
– Preferably I like to be checked on, but I’d rather be alone so that I can sleep and recuperate at my own pace.

How difficult or cooperative are you as a patient?
– I’m pretty cooperative, I don’t like to be a diva. If I didn’t have a grip on myself, I would apologize for not healing faster.

It’s just a really bad cold so all you can do is ride it out. What are your strategies?
– A day or two off from work, lots of Coricidin D, orange juice and tea, and lounging on the couch while watching TV. Sometimes I feel even better if I change from my PJs to my regular clothes and take a hot shower if I’m feeling motivated enough during that time. The last time I got the flu and started to feel better, I was struck by a sudden need to clean the apartment. It felt great!

How ill do you have to feel in order to shut it down for the day?
– Very ill, and the last time I felt that way I actually left work early. That just doesn’t happen.

Waves of nausea are washing over you and through you. Do you fight them off, or do you just throw up to get it over with?
– I try to fight them off, but if that’s not possible I like to have a bucket nearby. This is such charming conversation, isn’t it? :P

“Eat the cookie and you’ll be as right as rain.”

Hey! I’m sorry I’ve been lagging a lot with blogging. Writer’s block is tricky. Here’s a Blogthings quiz, though, so have fun!


You Are Solid and Honest


Your sense of humor is goofy and silly. You try to never hurt people with your jokes.

You are the type of person who is more life smart than book smart. You are creative and intuitive.

You have fun when you’re doing your favorite things. You know what you like.

You are the type of person who completes projects easily. You like to do one thing at a time.

Photos and Whatnot!

Updates! Not much going on, but I’ll update you on my life.

Skittles had her dental surgery on Thursday. They had to remove three teeth and got rid of the infection she had in her mouth. They gave me some pills that I could just slip into some food or “just pop in her mouth”. Skittles had to be chased down for the liquid meds I had to give her, so I doubted she would let me put a pill in her mouth. Thankfully the surgery went very well and she will accept wet food if it’s served in her food bowl in her own home. I’ve been able to put the meds in her wet food. Whew! Although I’m still worried about her, she seems to be doing much better. Thank you for all of your comments and good wishes!

Our campus is getting renovated, it’s very interesting to observe most of the time. Before the renovation, I could look through the glass doors nearby and see my coworkers. When they started to knock down walls and stuff, they put a wall up to block the glass doors from cracking, so I couldn’t see any progress. Last week they took the wall down. It was glorious. We’re still in the Autumn season (Yeah, I’m talking to you, Winter), the sun was out, so when the shield was taken down, I got an eyefull of sunshine and Fall foliage through the windows. It was pretty awesome.

Here are some renovation photos. I will post some post-renovation photos too, once we’re set up for that process:

Pretty Bathroom Wall Tile

Large, Blank Canvass

Windows, a Jug of Fruit Punch and a Vaccuum

During all of this, we’re also doing a food and supply donation thing at the office. Whoever donates either five dollars or five non-perishable goods gets to wear jeans that Friday. We’re a simple folk at the office, all our campus director had to mention was “jeans on Friday” and we were happy to pitch in. Onto the point. I announced the week before to my friend/coworker and to two other people that “Mr. M. finally dropped off his cans!” Three of us caught the joke as soon as I said it, one didn’t. That’s the one I laughed about for the rest of that week, because of his blank expression. We of course thought of cans as breasts, and that our male instructor dropped off his cans. We referenced “cans” for the rest of that week and into the next week.

Oh! We were able to dress up for Halloween a few days before the holiday. A handful of us took advantage of it, but next time I’m going to be more creative since I’m up at the front desk. Gotta represent, you know? Anyway, I waved my geeky “Twilight” flag and dressed up as a member of the Volturi (introduced in “New Moon”). I had to correct people when they saw my black, hooded cape and assumed I was a witch. No, I’m a vampire! Duh! Anyway, here are some more photos:

Red, contact lenses are expensive to only use for one day. I relied on camera-induced “red eye”. Much cheaper. No fangs, either. They weren’t visible in the movie versions, either.

Here’s a crazed football fan. I took one look at her and wished I had bought those red contacts. She looked so cool.

This coworker dressed up as the character from the “Progressive Insurance” commercials. I loved her costume, and she looked so much like the “Progressive” girl.

So that’s about it for now! Thanksgiving will be here soon, and I think we’re having it over at my brother’s place this time. Someone else cooking the din-din! Fabulous idea, even though I have to admit I did a pretty good job last year. Our mom was in the hospital with double pneumonia and I cooked the roast beast at Chez Tara. It was a bittersweet holiday. Please, no bad drama this time! Pretty please with sugar and cranberries on top?

“Friday 5” on Saturday!

Hey there! Well I never got a chance to do the “Friday 5” meme yesterday, so I just finished it tonight. Last month made me crave a vacation. I have some days off coming up soon, but don’t want to announce it to Murphy’s Law too much, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, vacations usually require packing. At least if you’re going somewhere different than home. The following meme is about packing.

1. How far ahead of time do you begin packing for a weekend trip?
– Usually the day before – sometimes it’s more exciting to pack the night before.

2. What was your most recent purchase of a six-pack?
– I purchased a six pack of Bud Light last week. Haven’t had that stuff in a long time.

3. What do you look for in a good everyday backpack?
– Comfort, style and enough space for all of my gear!

4. Among people you know, who’s the worst packrat?
– I don’t know too many packrats, but my mom’s neighbor has that habit. She saves everything.

5. How do you know when it’s time to pack it in each evening?
– When my eyes are too heavy and my brain has stopped functioning.