I’m thinking of something Jim Gaffigan talked about once:
“Adam and Eve were kicked out of Eden for eating an apple. An apple?? Cover it in caramel and get back to me.”
Today’s holiday is “Pick an Apple/Eat an Apple”. I have apples in my fridge. Two kinds – the regular Gala type and the ones that are covered in caramel and nuts. Guess which one I picked?
It was delicious.