So we were all ready to head on out to the parade. We were going to start loading up our backpacks with candy when my coworker noticed a new email message from the parade organizer. Because it had been rainy and drippy all day and there was more rain to come, the parade was canceled. No rescheduling, we’ll have to wait for that particular parade until next year.
(grumble) I’m too old for this shit.
Which reminds me, it is Danny Glover’s birthday! Born this day in 1947! Happy Birthday Mr. Glover!
Since it is his birthday, the holiday calls for us to grumble “I’m too old for this shit” whenever you don’t want to do something or a parade gets canceled. That last part was in the fine print.