There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
What do you sit on during St. Patrick’s Day?: Patty O’Furniture
What kind of fruit do sheep eat?: Baaaaananas.
Today’s brief post was brought to you by “Laughter Appreciation Day”. I hope you experience much better jokes than the ones I listed. We all deserve a good laugh, so laugh it up today!
Oh and there is always this: