Oh Mr. Coffee coffee maker, I don’t even know where you were purchased. But I do appreciate you.
Although I can’t say you have always been dependable (it’s hard to forget those moments when you seemed to have thrown up wet coffee grounds all over my counter and made the coffee taste weak), you have welcomed me awake to the inspiring, intoxicating aroma of freshly brewed coffee.
You are easy to clean and you have stuck with me and my family through thick and thin. There are so many memories we’ve shared.
I’m ashamed to admit that, during several trips to Walmart, I have considered buying something new, thinking that you’d fail me when I least expect it. But you wouldn’t do that…Would you? With full trust, I pass by the department of newly improved, digitized coffee makers and always come home to you, who sometimes gives off a freshly brewed coffee scent even when it’s been hours since the two of us have made any. I like that. I appreciate it.