Well I’m going to have to jump off a cliff or something. Yes, it’s true, my life is suddenly meaningless. The reason? Some guy told me that the video I made where I played the dollar store flute was boring. Such stinging words. It hurts, ya know? Because his opinion means so much to me.
Such brave people on the internet. I was also riddled with tons of insults for posting the videos I have where I pretend to levitate stuff. I have those on YouTube. Only a few decent people realized I was just joking around.
So good-bye cruel world…for a few minutes. I’m going to have a cup of coffee.