HAPPY NATIONAL TOASTED MARSHMALLOW DAY! WOO HOO!
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How much do you toast a marshmallow before it’s edible for you? Do you get it lightly browned, or do you like it to burst into flames first, blow it out and then eat it? That’s what I do, I like it to burst into flames first. I’m not a pyromaniac, honest. But when I want a toasted marshmallow, I don’t want to wait patiently while all sides are lightly browned. That marshmallow had better be toasted quickly and completely. I don’t mess around with toasted marshmallows.